"Anyone who says that they drink vodka for the taste is either a terrible liar or terribly heartbroken."

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meanplastic:

my kids: sing us a song to sleep
me: ok
me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake

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ccc0urtney: “ Things to remember. ”
  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst